Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 16, 2012

How about “inhospitable,” or “disreputable,” or. . .

Spook must of been a bad boy lately. He’s chained tothe wall.

Just the chains of season…

Must be a new cell as it has a window view. Spook’s been upgraded.

the ward is word

what’s the problem? He’s been moved from the dungeon to an upper floor, A Cell With A View. Not hanging upside downon the wall. Maybe the light hurts his eyes?

Maybe someone slipped a book into Spook’s swill.

He said “defloorable”, it just got lost in the translation.

Kinky thinks it odd that someone with a good vocabulary and command of the language should be in prison at all. And he’s right: it’s rare.

Ever go to traffic court? Rare to see anybody there who can do much beyond read, write, carry on a half-conversation…or makes much over lower-class wages.

Go figure.

Send the Fink a postcard saying “Wish you were here”

i think it’s all a bunch of supercalifragilisticexpiallidocious.

Ah, the value of an education even in prison. Yesterday on MSNBC one of their hosts who likes to think of himself as well educated talked of a guest as one of the Most Smartest men he knows. Even the Spook, even the King talks better than that.