Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 08, 2012

Thank you for admitting your guilt.

Ist das nicht wirklich Onkel Adolph ohne seinen schnurrbart im hintergrund? (best I could do with google translate; after almost a half century I don’t remember much high school German, but anytime you can throw in a word like “schnurrbart” has to be a good day.)

Wierd. Went from FA to the blog to see what’s new, and the top piece had to do with Google Translate. Scary spooky. Should I be watching for Vlad at the door? Could he please bring “Breakfast in Bed” so I can die happy?

I won’t tell you what happened the last time Vlad attempted to whip me. Suffice it to say that he has a very loud scream.

Location,location,location. In this case, bad location.

Whew, I think I got that in just time.

I have my doubts of course you know.

Lesson for today: Don’t build your house on Hitler Head.

@blog: “GoComics readers with PRO status will not be exempt.”?! Shouldn’t the PROs all get it? If I’m chosen, I prefer the whip.

I sort of agree with DDddd. Being the 1%, all the PROs should be the ones selected while the 99%, non-PRO people get to do the stoning and whipping. If we’re passing out stuff, I want a whip.

An apology is a good start. Now that we’ve found love what are we gonna do with it.

he build his house upon a rock…

’bout damn time.I suffered in silence WAAAY too long

Re: Random Flogging

Since I’ve already been FLOGGED, I claim an exemption.

As a photographer I truly enjoyed the Afgan video. Another way to achieve turning the negative print into a positive is to put the fist print onto an unexposed piece of photographic paper emulsion to emulsion. Expose it to light and the image on the other piece becomes a positive.

Everybody’s gotta get stooonedStone you in the morningStone in the eveningEverybody’s gotta get stoooned!

Somebody tell that cute white creature that he shaking the wrong end of the turtle.

I wouldn’t mind Sharing breakfast in bed with the young lass. I could spread her butter, nibble on her bacon and share a yolk or two.

io like rabbits…

i fear not your lottery, Vlad!you never win (?) the lottery twice, and i hit this month. do your worst, big boy!

I am a bit overweight, but I’m not sure I want to be thinned.

Re: the lottery, I’d much rather be stoned than whipped.

re: Blog: Thinning the herdGeez, Teresa, in this day & age, the Lottery’s been overshadowed by The Hunger Games… get with it! Instead of flogging, Vlad needs to grab randomly-selected blog readers by the scruffs of their necks & toss them into a kill-or-be-killed arena! My kids have read the books multiple times – it’s the new generation’s Lottery or Battle Royale! Let the betting begin!

Wolf beat me here… I was going to volunteer to get stoned, thus freeing everyone else to post their ingratiating comments without fear.

For some reason the death threat on the blog reminds me of the dialog from the Dark Shadows trailer: “Are you stoned?” “They tried that. It didn’t work.”

Teresa! Beware the MONKEY changers! :o)

RE: BLOG … White Buffalo … Ever see the Bronson movie “WHITE BUFFALO” ????

I hope you have learned your lesson, dinky! Never, never, never misjudge me! I have dangerous!

Re; FB—Frog Flog: Kreegah! For I am made of tough jerky, and as an Undead my revenge would last until the stars go out!White buffalo.

Uncle Ted (Nuggent) sings The Great White Buffalo.

Does one get a buzz from eating yellow jacket soup?

But then I named my cat after you, and you had to rethink things a little, didn’t you?