Ben by Daniel Shelton for May 08, 2012

I got a whole basket of mismatch socks. It took 2 days to sort through and did not make much of a dent. From baby socks tp adult socks, all shapes, colors, holidays,etc.

Our “odd sock” bag will be thrown out when we move later this month and we will (hopefully) start fresh.

It socks to be lonely.

I helped clean an apartment where the lady had left behind an entire laundry basket of white socks, of evert possible size and style. I stuffed some of the smaller ones into larger ones, tied them off and made dog toys.

I use my odd socks to clean mini blinds, plant leaves, piano keys… plus they’re great for blotting dyed pysanky.

I have three basic colors of socks: black, white, and brown. Plus, I have every pair I own run through its own sock sorter. Keeps ’em together in the washer and in the dryer, and I never have one go missing.

If you are losing socks they are probably being lost in the washing machine. If you over load the washer socks, underwear, washcloths things like that will spill over the basket and go down the drain hose. Trust me on this I’ve had to remove things that didn’t make it all the way through the drain hose.

Socks control us by disappearing in a very carefully controlled manner. We must worship them or suffer the consequences.https://www.facebook.com/groups/socksrule/

The day in the life of the sock monster.

match maker, match maker make me a match

lost socks migrate to the closet and transform in to wire coat hangers in the dark…

Yes! That’s what I taught all of my kids … hmm … I wonder if that is why they need counseling now? :)