Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 14, 2012

GT has set his target.

Mitt Is Murder.

Hey, Zonker had an actual job in a hamburger place for quite a while.

I remember him describing the hamburgers to the customers by their calorie count, or maybe it was their fat content.

Rad — was that the hamburger place?

Perhaps he should cut his own hair before starting work.

Make sure there’s nothing on the car’s roof before driving it in.

Elevator operator is not an entry-level position at the Romney mansion. You have to start off as the guy who hoses the dog’s diarrhea off the car windows.

The Zip would probably find it easier to get a job as Obama’s excuse writer. I assume he’s working (if you can call it that) towards a liberal arts degree, all flash no substance (other than what he’s smoking).

What happened to Doonesbury as a political strip? Seems no it is a regular comic strip.

Just google these terms: Romney dog.That will tell you the whole gross story of a 12 hour trip with a terrified dog on the roof of a station wagon with 5 boys in it, and he pulls over and hoses off the dog and the car, puts the dog back up there on the roof, and continues the journey.

was Mittens poor at that time? Couldn’t he afford a SUV? Or was this part of his image-making process? The whole premise sounds fishy.

Who is Sorkh Razil???

Jeff Redfern’s alter ego in the so-far single novel he’s written about his “exploits” in Afghanistan. It translates to Red Rascal.

Yeah, to think that Sh!t Romney is the best that the Rethuglicans can do … must mean there’s a lot of dumb asses in this country!

I think someone just learned a new word and can’t stop themselves from sharing it as much as possible.

You know if people had to pass a test to vote like they do to drive, we might get better results. What ever inconvenience there is to the poor is more than offset by weeding out the morons.