Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for May 10, 2012

oh jay simple vs case-e ant-honey

At least he will have a Faire hearing . . . ☻

I you ever wanted a Faire judge to hear your case, check out those ears!

Sad thing is, I can see this happening for real in order for someone to collect on their own insurance…

He’ll represent whomever pays the most…..

Either I’m extra pareidolia-ish today or the floor in that courtroom is rife with faces, human and animal. Some on the judge’s bench too.

He may need a restraining order.

Then this case is laissez-faire….case dismissed!!!

There’s a Stench in this case.

++++

From the angle of the judicial gavel, I’m wondering if next the plaintiff’s lawyer will object to how the defendant’s lawyer is questioning the defending plaintiff, and sustain the objection., find summarily for the prosecuting defendant, and fine them both several million dollars. Plus court costs.

Now I’ve heard everything!

8)

He stinks as a prosecutor. His defense smells funny too.

Is he married to Judy Stench? I hear she’s a good actress.