The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for May 28, 2012

repeat nine times

Jump on sleeping people in the middile of the night.Start kneading delicate body parts, depending upon which person.

Don’t forget “plan on being on wrong side of door all day”

@chireef LOL!and play and hunt :) (yeah it would not have been as funny…)

my orange tabby goes out and the crows screech at her. She has brought in lizards, small birds and has caught hummingbirds!

@jJoan, I am sure your tabby is great and you love her. I have been the Mum to several cats, but I cringe when I hear/read the killing of birds. In the UK they researched the dwindling wild bird population and have found when the birds fly south to winter in France and beyond it is the cat population killing them is # 1 on the list.Birds do such a great job of keeping the insect population down that can cause such damage.All cat should be keep in side but if you can’t please put a bell on the collar. Getting off my soapbox now,

How about kicking their catnip mouse everywhere?

Find an amusing way (for cat) to annoy the human. Everyday.

Don’t forget:- puke in the middle of the night

The bucket list should include multiple visits to the cat box. Other than that, perfect. And, I resisted the temptation to pun.

Also on the list: See how many times I can get the people to open the door for me.

HA!

That may be true (and sad) for an “indoor cat”. A cat with free access to the outdoors would have a much, much longer list…