Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 22, 2012
Transcript:
Miss Bliss: To make our end-of-the-year picnic really special we need to give it a theme - Kevin: How about "Will Somebody Swat This Stupid Bee?" Miss Bliss: No, Kevin. The theme should reflect what we'e learned this year! Children: At Naptime somebody's feet smell, I think it's Dill's. Mulch is not for throwing, don't ask me why. Numbers and letters are still indistinguishable to me. It's not my feet!
Peabody-Martini over 12 years ago
Perhaps a different theme is in order.
killacowinWA over 12 years ago
Once you start trying to learn Calculus and other strange things, numbers and letters become indistinguishable all over again.
cdward over 12 years ago
These are some of the most sophisticated pre-schoolers I’ve ever seen – and I work in a place with a pre-school.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Apperently not much.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Now, class, let’s not all speak at once! Look at how cluttered your last speech balloon is! And for a theme, how about “Bee gone, because it’s summertime!”
shewith5 over 12 years ago
Ya’ know, I think the soap dispenser one has potential…
magicwalnut over 12 years ago
You do mean CHAOS, don’t you?
rolleg over 12 years ago
CHOAS?
rasalom over 12 years ago
sounds like they’ve learned plenty
rasalom over 12 years ago
@Lovecraftthere is nothing more chaotic than misspelling chaos in caps
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
I knew what he meant!
Piksea Premium Member over 12 years ago
I can’t believe that Miss Bliss manages to spend the summer with the kids, too. She has got to need a good long vacation after the school year.
Perkycat over 12 years ago
I could spend all day correcting the spelling in the comments – but why. I understand what they mean and life’s too short. People type fast or as you get older, spelling gets - confused.
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
I learned that you’d better do the wimpy dance that the teacher wants, or she won’t let you run around in circles with the rest of the class afterward. Also, if the rest of the class decides to sit on your arms, legs, etc., on a mat so you can’t move, don’t go up and complain to the teacher about it when you get loose. She’ll glare at you and say, “Don’t you ever do that again!” (????)
MysteryCat over 12 years ago
I’m with you — it’s a good story, stick to it.
Tommy1733 over 12 years ago
Filling the soap dispenser with blue paint is EXTREMELY funny.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
At this age you learn the Hokey Pokey is what it’s all about.
notinksanymore over 12 years ago
I happen to think that filling the soap dispenser with blue paint is VERY funny =D
reynard61 over 12 years ago
LOLWUT?!