Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 24, 2012
Transcript:
Alice: Here, this is for you from Miss Bliss. Mom: Uh-oh! It's on pink paper! That's her highest priority! "Blisshaven Preschool invites you to its End-of-School Picnic! Our theme is Don't Leave a Box of Crayons on the Radiator!" Alice: The theme about Dill's feet was better. Mom: "Volunteers needed for ketchup monitors and post-ice-cream hosedown team." Alice: Can I invite Andre Chang? I want to see what happens when he gets in a Moon Bounce!
lightningsnowstorm over 12 years ago
a moon bounce? He’d go up then fall. in 1 second. No, millisecond. Really, I don’t know what a moonbounce is.
Wallaby over 12 years ago
I think a Moon Bounce is one of those inflatable “houses” that you bounce around in…
phuhknees over 12 years ago
Andre could wear a moonbounce like a crayon wears a wrapper.If he didn’t pop it first…
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Priorities, Madeline! You must go, and you should volunteer; “post-ice-cream hosedown team” sounds rather fun! Alice, isn’t Andre too big to play with pre-schoolers?
justmeta Premium Member over 12 years ago
best themed picnic ever.
cdward over 12 years ago
Yup, the one with the explosive cartoons.
EarlOfCork over 12 years ago
I’d like to see Loris in a bounce house. She would be a happy little blur.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
Ketchup Monitor sounds dangerous!
I Go Pogo over 12 years ago
Written with the insight of a volunteer parent….Bravo Richard!
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
Right off, I was thinking that Andre might get a bit queasy and contribute mightily to the make-a-mess theme. But after being reminded of his size, I think that maybe she’s thinking the bouncy house might fall over or get its air stomped out.
finale over 12 years ago
Anything like Burl Penny’s “Crayon Warmer” in yesterday’s Dinette Set.?
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
Look two Alices!
lecrenb over 12 years ago
I’d say Richard has been there, done that, and got the T-shirt…
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
One of these days Chang, right to the moon!
uhohkid over 12 years ago
I’d like to see Loris and Andre in the Moon Bounce with a Whammo SuperBall…Maybe Loris by herself in a handball court with a SuperBall – that’d be one big blur…
SusanCraig over 12 years ago
I miss Frog Applause!