Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 22, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: And what are the monkeys talking about today? Rob: Satchel's reading me his poetry. Bucky: Robert, you have endured much. I will insult you not further today. Rob: It's pretty good, Buck, probably better than yours. Bucky: ...are you guys doing some kind of free-form fiction where you just stand around saying lies? Rob: You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick. Bucky: They say you can drown in an inch of water. I am that inch.
Bashis over 12 years ago
Yep just that shallow.
WaltWenger Premium Member over 12 years ago
Delightful. And that isn’t free-form fiction.
orinoco womble over 12 years ago
What I love is that Bucky has no idea what he just said.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Even that is pretty hard to swallow, Buck…..
revisages over 12 years ago
yeah, buck. it’s improv.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Bucky almost looks hurt in panel 3. Awe, poor little guy…
doublepaw over 12 years ago
You’ll have to wade a while.
flyertom over 12 years ago
OK now, that one made my head hurt.
Patricia Bocklage Premium Member over 12 years ago
That last line is just genius.
1MadHat Premium Member over 12 years ago
A fifteen syllable haiku! Drop off “They say” and it’s perfect!
Elsboy over 12 years ago
Something always gets deep when Bucky starts talking… but it’s not water!
tommysmo over 12 years ago
That final frame just may contain Bucky’s best line ever! Nice job, Darb.
Jkiss over 12 years ago
Bucky that sounds more like a threat than an insight.
BlitzMcD over 12 years ago
The last line is indeed classic Bucky, who continues to be the voice of reason in contrast to Rob’s self-righteousness.
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
Bucky is too thick to know he’s been insulted. lol
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
I think Bucky’s pool has been drained.
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
I now have a new reason for living. Someday, somehow, I will utter the classic lines “They say you can drown in an inch of water. I am that inch.”
bergamot over 12 years ago
Bucky’s lines in the last two panels I will one day work into conversation. Oh Darby how I love thee.
bmeaton Premium Member over 12 years ago
Brilliant!
bmeaton Premium Member over 12 years ago
The last panel has got to be on a tee shirt!