Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 29, 2012
May 28, 2012
May 30, 2012
Transcript:
Poo Poo: Why do you guys ale fun of me all the time? Poncho: You're a male bichon frise. Your name is Poo Poo. You ride around in a purse. You smell like lipstick. You're afraid of leaves. Your bark sounds like a mouse choking. You have tear-duct stains. You have a napoleon complex. A cinderella complex. Scarlett O'hara syndrome. A leaky bladder. And you can't digest food without extra virgin pine nut oil and an abdominal massage. Poo Poo: Arf arf arf! Bobo: Somebody help that mouse!
Tsukuyomi over 12 years ago
HEY don’t make fun of Poo chuckle Poo.
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 12 years ago
Nailed it!
dre7861 over 12 years ago
Poor Poo-Poo! Maybe next he should list all of Poncho’s faults – which will require a very small font-size to get them all in one panel.
Kathe over 12 years ago
But you are cute Poo-Poo.
keltii over 12 years ago
Poo-Poo needs a new owner.
jimcos over 12 years ago
…and you’re pink!
cleokaya over 12 years ago
Hilarious!
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
Poo Poo,,,,with friends like Ponch, you don’t need any enemies! We love you, Poo Poo.
boreas2 over 12 years ago
Scarlett O’Hara Syndrome?
ciel over 12 years ago
Scarlett O’Hara ‘syndrome’Psychology A term referring either to 1. Pretentious eating habits when a person is in the public eye or 2. A peer-group accepted eating ‘disorder’, in which young ♀ socialites attend multiple social functions in a short period and self-induce emesis to control weight
pam Miner over 12 years ago
Poor PooPoo, he can’t help what he is! If your parents are bichon frise, then you are a bichon frise. He didn’t name himself. Of course he could overcome his fear of leaves.
bobdalebaker over 12 years ago
Watch out PooPoo is a natural born killer….
Alexthen over 12 years ago
A massage for digestion? I knew a cat with the same problem. His owners had to squeeze him from head to toe just like a toothpaste tube (but with a nastier product) or he would burst. True.
hyenaqueen almost 4 years ago
poor, poor, poo poo