Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 01, 2012

Andy, to you ‘DICTIONARY’ would be a made-up word

Made up words like “Work.”

‘Clueless Capp’

His tange is all toungled up.

Sometimes my tongue gets over my eye teeth, and I can’t see what I am saying.

Strother Martin in Cool Hand Luke: What we have heah, is a failure to communicate…

Next time, put it more simply. “The buggers up front sacked two other blokes, and I’VE had to make up for it.”

I think Andy should carry a dictionary whenever he is near businessmen.

But he’s so lazy he would fall asleep after looking at the first word.

LOL xxx

Andy Capp 1963

I don’t think this one really matches the strip today but it was the best I could find.

Just want to thank you for your nice comment on Peanuts (29th May)

I decided to come back and keep posting the classics along with Sandfan & Eldo.

I know I wasn’t gone for very long but I still missed you all. It’s like I have family on here.

Thank you again!

Andy knows that Work is the curse of the Drinking Class.

A few weeks ago I stayed off GoComics for 3 weeks but then I started to regret staying away for so long. It wasn’t for any reason I just wanted to.

But then the other day I decided to do it again (I don’t know why) I just need a break every now and then. Reading the comics, comments, submitting your own comment and replying to others repeatedly is quite exhausting.

But then after a day I changed my mind and came back.

You can ask me anything you like. I know you said you respect people’s privacy (I do too) but don’t be afraid to ask me anything.

And that was a funny comment. What else would Andy need to look at so close up?

I enjoy your comments a lot too and everyone elses!

Sorry for my long comment. I don’t when to stop talking.

Take care!

Don’t think the Dictionary Salesman is going to find any of Andy’s words in his dictionary! :)

Isn’t a Thesaurus a prehistoric animal? Kinda like a Dictionary or something out of Alley Oop.

I’m posting from hubby’s site, my lap top gained a major virus and got very sick. This desk top is shared.Number Three sometimes I think the comments can be funnier than the strip. Andy you need to go back and use your brain for learning.

Yes I am fine. I don’t have a condition.

I take it you thought that when I said ‘You can ask me anything’ what I meant was you can ask me what you want about me being off GoComics on occasions and it will never be personal but even if it was for some reason I would tell you because I trust you and most of others on here.

I am deeply sorry for causing confusion.

Don’t worry I’m well.

Linguist said, less than a minute ago@EldoSorry Mate, I was too busy to reply earlier. But, thanks for this. My entire line to wife or especially,to a bobby was:Mission lister, I’m not as think as you drunk I am. I’ve only had tee martunies and a scottle of botch. Levertheness, I’ve got all day sober to Monday up on.I was once an usher at a friend of mines wedding and had pre-imbibed. I said to one old lady:Marden me padom, but this pie is occupewed. May I sew you to another sheet? There are more chews at the back of the perch.

if he used “restructuring” he probably works for pointy headed boss that usually talk that way and there is salaried guy. “overtime” for us salaried guys just means more work with no extra pay. Good for Andy if he’s never heard of either one.