Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 25, 2012
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak-Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Andy Boy: Andy, there's a new kid at Glendale High! Andy: Gosh! She's black, lesbian and differently disabled! Andy: We'll treat you just like one of the gang! Girl: I also have a D.H.D, I'm a vegan and a district court judge! Darthfield John: Darthfield, why do you hate Mondays? Darthfield: It was on a Monday that I killed thousands, embraced evil and caused my wife's death. John: Oh. And why do you love lasagna? Darthfield: Because it's delicious. Superhero Fantasies For The Middle-Aged Hero: SMASH! Hero: SMASH! Cable Woman: Oh, your account number was wrong. OK, your cable is back on. Hero: Thank you. Sexist Comments, Saved SECURITY Man: Never get in line behind women... Crowd: WHAT?! Man: Because men are CRAZY and STUPIDLY COMPETITIVE, so they move fast! Woman: Oh true. Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 Percival: Honey, I'm back from the future. WHAT'S THIS?? Percival: You fool! I'm YOU! Percival: I don't care! I'll KILL you! Percival: GASP! Percival: This is MY chance to escape! Percival: Stay still, damn you! "Lucky Ducky" European Edition PATO AFORTUNADO 1999 Hound: Willkommen to der Euro! Lucky Ducky: Gracias, Heinrich Hund. ESPANA Hound: Ve vill now make der huge capital infusions! Lucky Ducky: ¡Si! ESPANA 2008 Hound: Ach! There is now a crisis! Ve vill draw all capital out! Lucky Ducky: ¡Uy! 2012 Lucky Ducky: Necisito un bailout, por favor. Hound: "PATO AFORTUNADO" FIN
jnik23260 over 12 years ago
When I’m in the supermarket I will sooner get in a line with 7 men than 3 women. We men will move faster because we have places to go and things to do. That makes our time more valuable. Not sexist – just fact.
walruscarver2000 over 12 years ago
ADHD is a perfect qualification for a judge.
Fred Kuechenmeister over 12 years ago
Dunwoody is married to a twelve year old ???
Linguist over 12 years ago
Vy can’t you Spanish und Italians be as frugal as ve gud Germans are? Vy don’t you luv us? Ve only vant what best for you…
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
Just read “About Tom the Dancing Bug” up there on the right-hand side. Funny!
Linguist over 12 years ago
I just got back from the church of St. Wal-Mart, where, as I stood in line behind two ladies who were taking an interminable time with their 30 purchases in the 10 or less line, I couldn’t help thinking about this strip and started to laugh out loud at the irony. Thanks, Ruben.
Zardough over 12 years ago
There are enough jokes in here for a week’s worth. Love Percival Dunwoody. Thanks for an amazing strip. Plus, grey hulk reference!
Michelle Morris over 12 years ago
So how does the blond kid know the girl’s a Lesbian,and how was she able to focus long enough to be a sudent,lawyer and judge?
mercmarc over 12 years ago
wheres the ghost of james caan?
el8 over 12 years ago
super fun!