Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for June 19, 2012

Those dragon claws will make milking udderly unbearable.

An old farmer once told me that’s why there’s four spigots.pasteurizedhomogenizedvanilla and chocolate

Billy should breath fire on the chocolate milk from Cow and make hot cocoa!

I just realized: He’s Billy Drago!

Chocolate milk? Ridiculous! AS any French or Spanish speaker can tell you, if you paint a cow brown she will produce a beverage similar to a latte. Hint: in French and Spanish the word “Café” refers to both coffee and the color brown.

How now, brown…. um, I forget how the rest of that goes.

Brown just doesn’t suit cow. The dragon face on the other hand…..it might be starting to grow on me. ;-)