Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 13, 2012
June 12, 2012
June 14, 2012
Transcript:
Cobra dreams of her first spicy teenage romance! Boy: Make sure you tell my dad how awesome I was dealing with those pirates. He'll never believe me! Cobra: Y-you saved my life and I don't even know your name! Boy: Put on this gross but warm blanket! Wow! You're soft. Cobra: Soft enough to kiss, Mr. hunky dockers? Boy: (Gulp) I ain't scared of nuthin' ('cept this!) Promise me you'll tell my dad I (shudder) kissed you - he'll never believe me! Cobra: OK, I barely know you, but we need to talk about your dad fixation.
Veridian over 12 years ago
Well, admittedly, it’s been more than a Few Years since I was a Teenager……But I DO distinctly remember NOT wanting to Talk to my Father about Kissing Girls….. So I’d say Cobra may have a Point. HUGPOUNCESZZZ! all you Happy Hooligans !
johnrussco over 12 years ago
Oh how I miss my dad, he was my biggest fan!
mntim over 12 years ago
Last time someone called me Mr. Hunky Dockers, it was followed by “It’s not you, it’s me.”
PatyAnn over 12 years ago
Gross but warm blanket! LOL
ojhengen Premium Member over 12 years ago
The kid is Rip!
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
I am loving this arc!.HugPounceszz Haywire Hooligans!
lecrenb over 12 years ago
Young Rip reminds me of L’il Abner…
punchydugan over 12 years ago
I think Doc Savage had the same trouble with girls.
Phatts over 12 years ago
or, as Jeff Foxworthy so aptly put it, "Guys, if a woman says to you “I think we should start seeing other people,” trust me, she has already cut a pony from the herd, and if she ain’t ridin’ him yet, she has pulled the saddle out of the barn."