Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 17, 2012

Nate, have you learnt your lesson? If Dad finds out what you’ve been drinking and eating, he’ll get mad! Wait, how’d you get so good food when you say there’s nothing good in your house? Lol. You’re just like me Nate. I drink a load of Mother and eat crisps too. And we suck at tests. Plus, we break rules. I mean, rules are meant for breaking, right?

And that’s why Nate Wright has to repeat the sixth grade…again. At least he’s too young for 5 Hour Energy.

AWEZOME HOO WUZ VRANGLINN PEERSS? IDUNO HOO?MIZDER BORRINGGZ

Looks like he crashed!

@sack of rabid weesels That is not what is writen. He drank 5 liters of “JOLT” Jolt is a cola that originally was made with only sugar and sponsored by the Sugar Institue of America.

Jolt “all the sugar and twice the caffeine.”Needs to talk to Peter Fox about his coffeetea.

Lincoln Peirce should make a story arc when nate tries coffee, which would give nate a jolt of caffeine for the whole day.

Little red wagons are great! I bet everyone has a little red wagon story somewhere.

Turn off Fox. All the rest is the real world.

I meant Fox News. Turn off Fox News.

I HATED social studies…..It didn’t help that most of the teachers I had for it were worse than watching grass grow. Forcing us to remember when US Presidents served their terms is a joke! It doesn’t help us as much as actually learning about the decisions/ treaties made and WHY they were made.

BTW, This one was a truly great one. really was an lol strip.

I didn’t know Jolt was still around (looked it up on the web) – now it’s sold as an “energy drink”, apparently, and they’ve dialed up the caffeine even higher than the original, which I remember from college in the 80s.

Anyway Nate’s in good practice for the “fetal position under his desk” position he will likely soon take when he “abandons all hope” DURING the actual test. Haw! HAW!!

I’m Dwarf and I’m sleeping , sleepily sleep

I’m a dwarf and I’m digging a hole diggy diggy hole

where did teddy get a red wagon?

What do you get when you cross a vampire slaying president with the president nate mentioned and a cartoonist?

lincon peirce

Francis thinks history is boring? ONE TINY BIT!?!?!?!?!?!

Wheres his backpack?

the thing in the top right is weird of nate on the paper

See strip 2020/09/05.

Well, at least he’s at his school state…

Itachi intensifies

yup

So 5 liters of Soda and 3 Bags of Chocolate chips that adds up to 8 hours of energy. Which means all that energy only lasted you a Night.

Franklin Peirce vs Midnight Surger Buzz who will win