Big Top by Rob Harrell for March 29, 2013

Eight cups in the morning alone ought to do it.

Da EatsEggs, made to order or egg beatersSausage, pepper bacon, Canadian bacon and/or ham (pork or turkey)Huevos Rancherospan fried potatoes, hash brownsgrits, oatmeal & Honey Nut Cheerios!Bushs baked beans & vegetarian beanstoast (white bread or wheat), bagels & cream cheese, jams & jelliesassorted kolachesfresh fruitPop TartsKFC or Popeyes fried chickenMrs. Ladywolfs Special Chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and gravy, or the classic steak and eggs meal with a biscuitBlues Brothers special: Jakes 4 Fried Chickens and a coke and Elwoods dry white toastShrimp DianeShrimp Creole French Canadian Meat Pie (with very hot sauce for beef optional)Kittys Breakfast platter (limited to Kitty only)BeveragesDoc Toons WORLD FAMOUS NUCLEAR COFFEE (small, medium, large & fill your own tub)Alains Starbrights Divine CocoMochaassorted juices & teasassorted soft drinks, especially PEPSI!selected premium beersBloody Mary or CaesarSweetsMonsieur Felix & Mr. Norton Cookies (The best cookie you have ever had):Vanilla White Chocolate, Menage a Trois, Pralines & Cream, Ebony & Ivory, Milk Chocolate Chunk, Caramelt, Oatmeal & Raisin, Double Chocolate Chunk, Dark Chocolate Chunk, AmarettoSelected ice creams & ice cream floats!New York Style CheesecakeRoot beer, PEPSI & other floatsAnything and everything Chocolate for Ooops! and other chocoholicsEat Hearty, Tribe!

Good Morning TRIBE! Yeah 8 cups tend to keep you awake and weird for a couple of 8 hours. LOL! BTW coffee for me GROG! with NY style cheesecake. Thank You.

Good morning everyone.Eight to ten cups is normal.In the morning…

♪ Good Morning TRIBE! ♪

I’ll have grits, a chocolate kolaches and DWFNC, thanks Grog.

How big are the cups? (Obviously too big for eight.)

Saskfan – I take it you’ve heard about the Indian that drank too much tea before he went to bed?

Saskfan – WARNING: This is an old lame joke, Read the following at you’re on risk.

He drowned in his teepee (tea pee).

I have a neighbor who complained about “terrible insomnia”. He complained as he was dumping a full garbage bag of Mountain Dew cans into the recycling bin.

DenverGirl – LOL