Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 08, 2012

He’s only a spell check away from success.

Use an erasable marker.

“If at first you don’t succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed”-Curly Howard.

I know a girl who followed that maxim ,to her great suck-cess.

Writer’s cinder block.

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is NOT for you.

His spelling suks, sux, ah hell it stinks !!

Well, lines 2, 3 and 4 equate to “try, try, again.”

……..try following the written instructions.

“If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No point being an idiot about it.”

Quit while your behind.

If at first you don’t fricasee,Fry, fry a hen

Illiterate itinerant.

If at first you don’t succeed,Get a bigger hammer.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.