Monty by Jim Meddick for June 23, 2012
Transcript:
Doc... Know anything about hypnotism? Monty overheard a seminar at the community center... And now he thinks he's a chicken... Where is he now? He's out in the yard, eating small insects... I don't know where he could be... When I last saw him, he was packing around this bush... I believe he cleared all the aphids off the rhododendron! Oh. The areas, Doc. He's in the garden, sitting on a cantaloupe.
Steve Bartholomew over 12 years ago
Maybe it will hatch.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Hey, don’t bring him back… you can use the eggs.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
YES YES YES…. it’s an ooooold joke…. sheesh, like everything YOU say is original.
el8 over 12 years ago
don’t let him cross the road!
Timberwolves88 over 12 years ago
Before he meets Fleshy?
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Oh, you gullible readers!That cantaloupe will never hatch!(Or will it?!)
Varnes over 12 years ago
susan, eggzactly….
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
This is really conjuring up ugly images. lol
iced tea over 12 years ago
Monty’s a male, so he’s a rooster. He’ll just be strutting around all the hens.
;)