Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for June 12, 2012

The 64oz. molar-floaters are great. You just can’t drive too far on them.

If you don’t like the 64 oz. molar-floaters, don’t buy them. What other people choose to do is no one else’s dang business!

I don’t suppose you, could bar her from the refreshment stand or just bar her from the games.

One can buy 4 16oz, yup, but by banning the molar floater, you make 64oz’ers a topic people talk about – like this.

If politicians and sports figures behaved in a rational fashion, Millar and Hinds would be out of business and we’d be stuck with Peanuts re-runs

^ Hear! Hear! ^