Pig: Listen, Dinky Duckling... Your mom has not abandoned you... I'm sure she'd be thrilled if you found her. Well, those are odd-looking ducks.
Say the secret word.
I didn’t know you’d get more ducks if you kept saying it…..who knew?
Guard Duck, Dinky needs you!
Why a duck? Why a no chicken?
I’ve been ducking all these bad jokes….
I’m all quacked up.
Hey, all those ducks are lined up!
That has to be the most disturbing usee of Groucho glasses I have ever seen…
The 2nd, 4th and 6th ducks didn’t look so odd to me.
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, …it must be a parade of Marxists?
Treblemaker — you gotta give the others an even chance.
They need little cigars.
Face it folks, Grucho was too big a soul to be reincarnated just once. Had to be reincarnated seven times.
If duckling puts on a pair of those fake glasses, he’ll be able to slip in with the rest, and nobody will be the wiser.
Dinky should now be called Ducko. Because he’s a duck, his mother is ducking him & the obvious.
“I love you more and more-er; hurray, hurray, hurray!”
“We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren’t developed…but we’re going back in a few weeks!”
“I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.”.“I’ve a notion to join the club and beat you over the head with it!”
Maybe General Tso will adopt him . . . Dinky is not a chicken, but he is poultry . . .
hmmm, one chick was late, theres a 6th baby duck in this one, not counting dinky, there were only 5 in the cafe
What the DUCK is goin’ on here!?
There are clues, says the Inner Inspector, harrumphing pipe smoke.
@Nabuq: to retain proper rhythm, substitute "Взрастил нас… " for the first two words line 3 – same meaning, sounds better. Not that I fully agree with you mind you.
Lil Guard Duck needs to adopt Dinky. They would be a ducky team. Bet Dinky would learn how to handle the nukes.
They look somehow familiar…
All I know is that it’s a viaduct.
Waddle they do next??
My fave Groucho quote is,
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
Awwwwww! They look adorable.
LOL xxx
So Dicky grows up, changes his name to Mallard Fillmore and the rest is history . . . . ☻
Ducks to Dinky: “Hello, we must be going…”
Waddle he do?
How did the mother get the baby ducks to hate dinky too?
Bmonk — that’s MY favorite too!
It used to be printed on the free paper bookmarks/business “cards” from my favorite bookstore.
What ducks?
Maybe the mother DOES want him back if she keeps going by.
Pig is clueless
hariseldon59 over 12 years ago
Say the secret word.
Varnes over 12 years ago
I didn’t know you’d get more ducks if you kept saying it…..who knew?
margueritem over 12 years ago
Guard Duck, Dinky needs you!
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 12 years ago
Why a duck? Why a no chicken?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’ve been ducking all these bad jokes….
rusty gate over 12 years ago
I’m all quacked up.
Ottodesu over 12 years ago
Hey, all those ducks are lined up!
aardvarkseyes over 12 years ago
That has to be the most disturbing usee of Groucho glasses I have ever seen…
HeckleMeElmo over 12 years ago
The 2nd, 4th and 6th ducks didn’t look so odd to me.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, …it must be a parade of Marxists?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Treblemaker — you gotta give the others an even chance.
Hillbillyman over 12 years ago
They need little cigars.
knight1192a over 12 years ago
Face it folks, Grucho was too big a soul to be reincarnated just once. Had to be reincarnated seven times.
cdward over 12 years ago
If duckling puts on a pair of those fake glasses, he’ll be able to slip in with the rest, and nobody will be the wiser.
zero over 12 years ago
Dinky should now be called Ducko. Because he’s a duck, his mother is ducking him & the obvious.
rolleg over 12 years ago
“I love you more and more-er; hurray, hurray, hurray!”
Ross1001 over 12 years ago
“We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren’t developed…but we’re going back in a few weeks!”
finale over 12 years ago
“I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.”.“I’ve a notion to join the club and beat you over the head with it!”
corzak over 12 years ago
Maybe General Tso will adopt him . . . Dinky is not a chicken, but he is poultry . . .
colonel20me over 12 years ago
hmmm, one chick was late, theres a 6th baby duck in this one, not counting dinky, there were only 5 in the cafe
tcity over 12 years ago
What the DUCK is goin’ on here!?
tigre1 over 12 years ago
There are clues, says the Inner Inspector, harrumphing pipe smoke.
massha over 12 years ago
@Nabuq: to retain proper rhythm, substitute "Взрастил нас… " for the first two words line 3 – same meaning, sounds better. Not that I fully agree with you mind you.
meowgirl over 12 years ago
Lil Guard Duck needs to adopt Dinky. They would be a ducky team. Bet Dinky would learn how to handle the nukes.
characteryoulove over 12 years ago
They look somehow familiar…
peabodyboy over 12 years ago
All I know is that it’s a viaduct.
unca jim over 12 years ago
Waddle they do next??
bmonk over 12 years ago
My fave Groucho quote is,
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
Number Three over 12 years ago
Awwwwww! They look adorable.
LOL xxx
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago
So Dicky grows up, changes his name to Mallard Fillmore and the rest is history . . . . ☻
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
Ducks to Dinky: “Hello, we must be going…”
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
Waddle he do?
comicgal10 over 12 years ago
How did the mother get the baby ducks to hate dinky too?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Bmonk — that’s MY favorite too!
It used to be printed on the free paper bookmarks/business “cards” from my favorite bookstore.
joegeethree over 12 years ago
What ducks?
matrixphijr over 12 years ago
Maybe the mother DOES want him back if she keeps going by.
Roblox Lover! :P about 4 years ago
Pig is clueless