Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 11, 2012

Oh gosh, you’re so sWHEAT.

They don’t look like they’ve had many dates, so some people would say he has a lot of crust…but she doesn’t seem to be raisin any objections.He spent a lot of dough on her, brought her flours…. loafing by the fire with him sounds nice…Maybe she’s even thinking of (blush) sowing a few wild oats….but turn down the heat, honey…at yeast get to know him better…and be careful…..you don’t need a bun in the oven.

She could be getting herself into a jam here…

He puts the sin in cinnamon toast, baby…

What’s the definition of bread?……….raw toast!

And the next morning all she gets is…“Thanks babe, it’s been a slice.”

Kind of a stale joke!!

Which one is the gluten for punishment?

She’s about to get bread.

I toast therefore I am.

Her name was Sara Lee. He was the boy wonder. They’re first born was a very little child; they named her Debbie.

The Bread Coats are coming!

Looks like the only unfinished business here is cuing up Tommy Roe.

And after Tommy Roe, The Best of Bread.

I think it was Fred Allen who pointed out that the “Upper Crust” were just a bunch of crumbs stuck together by their own dough."

Then they had a doughy little boy they named Pillsbury. He giggled every time they pressed his belly button. He played with Little Debbie. Aunt Jemima was his baby sitter and he loved her pancakes and syrup. He became a star in commercials later on.

Veviek: And if you want to meet her, get thee to a punnery.

Sorry, B not V.

Touch system is hard with effective tremor, but I usually porfred better than that. :-)

As the saying goes, “play with fire and you’re going to get burnt.”This one will soon be for the birds.

I would love a good cheese toastie about now.