Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 04, 2012

Calvin, go out and enjoy the 4th.HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!

Greetings on the suspicious occasion.

We’ve all been there Calvin!Happy Fourth!

That’s because your questions are so leading, Calvin. Happy 4th, all!

Totally innocent for once. yet still presumed guilty.

Still waiting for the answer to Calvin’s question….why would it be?

Happy 4th to every one …..

Happy 4th!!!!!!!!!!

Calvin, you should have asked your dad that question. Would have saved you years of confusion.

It’s ironic then, that on the left side of this particular page was a banner ad for some lingerie maker… a female model in bikini. That’s how guys operate, Calvin.

I really don’t think you saw those commercials while watching your cartoons, Calvin. Those commercial spots were usually filled with people trying to sell toys or cereal.

Mom, what’s a little wanker?

That’s why I stopped asking questions.

So. This being Independence Day, when DOES Paul Revere start riding through town to give us our Fourth of July presents?(LOL!)

LOL Rickray and Notsoasute!!

So much for using the Socratic approach Calvin……

I know lots of people who talk dirty for nothing.

I wish they’d shut up.

@witewater,The Socratic approach ends with your getting a cup of hemlock!

It was on during Snagglepuss, even! Exit, stage left!

My PepBoys ad says they “do everything for less.” Calvin, maybe you should give them a call!

My Saturday morning cartoons were never that good—-with goofy ladies in underwear, I mean. I want the number?!!

Now he won’t be allowed to watch cartoons.

So, Calvin, is this a question about value for investment, or a moral inquiry?

Awwwwwww. Never mind, Calvin. You can’t control what adverts come on the TV.

xxx

Go enjoy your fireworks Calvin, both you and Hobbes. Happy Independence Day everyone! ☺♥☺♥☺♥

To quote Petunia Dursley: “Don’t ask questions.”Ask no questions and you’ll never have to hear awkward answers, Calvin. Just forget the goofy ladies and have a joyous Independence Day!

What cartoon was this boy watching? O I forgot.Calvin is covering up his fibbing just little bit.

notice the ad to the left at the top

HAPPY 4TH EVERYBODY.

BUSTED!

Happy Independence Day, folks. Ooh Rah!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA! Happy 4th everyone. Hope you enjoy the day. Don’t get hurt with fireworks.

The ad at the top left on my screen is for GMC trucks…they must know me pretty well…sexy body and it doesn’t talk back.

Go back to 1776 in your time box for Independence Day, Calvin!

Considering what I’ve been told one can find online for free these days, I think Calvin’s question is quite reasonable.

And so we can see how healthy they are

Calvin is the epitome of the precoscious child…did I spell that right – don’t think I did…ahh, the joys one’s brain getting older…