Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 14, 2012

Even I’m having trouble what to get my father. Stepmother texted me an idea which I won’t say until after the holiday.

How often do you wash your car?

But never underestimate the emotional power of a shammy!

Once a month usually works for me.

Yes. It’s chamois. And it’s chaise longue, not “chaise lounge”.

I take my car to the car wash whenever we need a good rain.

I live on a gravel road with a gravel driveway. I was my truck about one a month. As soon as I go home, it’s covered in dust again. [:-P

“Harbour” is good, “realise” is good, why can’t you spell “alchemy”?

I used to do it every week, but since the birth of my second son….it’s been done once… About six months ago.

My father getsthe same thing for Father’s Day every year. A flower, on his grave.