Pickles by Brian Crane for June 12, 2012

Nelson doesn’t see a whole lot of hair either.

Back in the sixties my dad wore the buzzcut. He had a full head of hair, but just scrubbed it with bar soap. Never went bald.

Or curls, for that matter.

What Nelson does see is his reflection.

You want to see a split end? Roll him over and look where his butt used to be !!

Awwwww, How cute!

xxx

One split end is enough. No need for both ends to be split.

Earl doesn’t want egg on his face.

My husband is bald and shaves what little hair he does have. He uses bar soap.

might as well save some cash.

Shampoo is actually far cheaper than bar soap when you’re bald. All you need is a drop to do the job, and it leaves the scalp much softer and less prone to scaling or itch.

Except for those three, all his hair has split.

You will if he bends over to pick up a dime.

I’m not bald…that’s a solar panel for my schwanzschtucher