Pickles by Brian Crane for June 13, 2012

And just maybe she’ll leave the toilet seat up for you.

What’s wrong with you using it?

Earl has been taking lessons from Andy Capp.

Opal, get out the supper ingredients for Earl.

Opal: Earl, I have the oil pan and 5 quarts of Quaker State out for you!

Earl good man now do more and be better husband to Opal, vacuum.

I hope Opal appreciates that…

Earl, here’s the groceries, now cook them for yourself!

After all that work, Earl needs a nap now.

Hey, give Earl a break. At least he took it out for her. He was being considerate. He just has to convince Opal of that.

Maybe Opal should get out the glass cleaner and paper towels for Earl.

Well, maybe next time he’ll plug it in and turn it on for her.

Men think that women have “Sacred Housework Hands”. They are the only ones that supposedly can do the housework. Men also don’t realize that they retire and can lounge around, but somehow, women can’t seem to “retire” from being a housewife. Unfair!

My husband was totally considerate . . . if something dropped on the floor, he’d kick it closer to me so I could pick it up.

Yayyyyyyyyyyy!

Want a medal for that, Earl? LOL LOL Joke.

xxx

i have been wanting to cook for my wife for 5 years…..PLEASE let me cook !!!! I wanna eat GOOD food !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OUCH!

My Mom always said that Instant mashed potatoes were as close to retirement as a housewife came.

Wife (coming into room): “What’s on tv dear?”Husband (from his perch on the sofa): “Dust.”And the fight was on…