Gordon’s wife has just remarked that she is looking forward to a fulfilling evening of exciting discourse (well that’s almost what he thought he heard).
My goodness…. I was getting dressed for Ballard St but I fell asleep…. it’s almost 3am and Whimsical Wednesday is over..,
Gotta take off the monkey suit and put on my jammies….
Really too tired to post…. just a couple of quick replies…
Beviek…. funny (luckily!) story about your daughter and the bat…wanted to write some more about skunks etc but too sleepy right now…MUST take time to warn you though….Marg and Susan’s (or Susan and Marg’s ) Super Strength Ultra Brain Bleach is carefully formulated to be compatible with brain tissue, and is for internal use only!It’s less effective on cloth than normal household bleach, and yet is dangerously strong.In quantities needed to bleach a kangaroo costume it would be expensive, and might wipe out all memories and mental images within 200 yards…and might therefore leave Stel and a few dozen other residents wandering Ballard St, unable to remember where they live or parked their cars…
And Monkey….thank you for the great job you did on my place!And the kitty…. wow…. she’s never BEEN so clean….… she was quite used to being calico but I keep telling her she still looks very pretty now that she’s all white.
And of course you can use that soap!I was saving it for YOU!There’s lots of it in the hall closet….
…and all Gordon needed to do was bring some hair forward from the back! That made all the difference for him. Had he only thought to do this 10 yrs. ago, who knows what mountains he could have climbed…what challenges he could have met…how many sweet young things he could have seduced…..? But, with a wife like her, giving hair style advice?…all that time wasted!Well, not anymore! Gordon is back!! He’ll be going places now!
Gordon has asked and been answered, he points the way, is one enough, is two too many???? Shirley knows and has the lead. Straight though the pane of clarity and into the realm of the two fisted, doubled belted dynamo, ball bustin, heavy haul loading, rough ridin, drink you to the bottom of the bucket, I’ll have another one, Surely Shirley Queen of Ballard Street. No polka dots madness here, no one is waiting for the crystal ball to drop, one eye on the horizon and one eye in the bottle. Must be party time on Ballard Street.
Interesting that the receipt was received on my birthday in 2013! Could there be a hidden significance to this??? Trying hard here not to let the paranoia get a grip on me again — extra meds may be indicated…..And , will T.H.E.Neon & Co. be re-doing the sign for the campaign? With a discount for all the trouble?
To Beviek, StelBel and Susan Sunshine:Lovely Ladies, I know that you’all are the prime movers and shakers on Ballard Street and therefore can help me with my housing problem. Since I’m not getting any younger, I am putting my roving days behind me and looking to settle down.The pied-a-tierre I’ve been renting is a bit too small and the galleon is inconvenient -rowing back and forth to it is a pain, literally. I am looking for a modest little home on Ballard Street that I can purchase ( cash money) and settle down to enjoy my golden years.Could you help me find such a place? It would be just me, my parrot, and Zeke the Zydeco loving Zebra ( completely housebroken ). I would greatly appreciate any assistance you can give me. Thank you.
x_Tech over 12 years ago
Beviek’s brownies will do that to you.
margueritem over 12 years ago
Gordon’s three glasses of bubbly boosted his self confidence to new heights.
x_Tech over 12 years ago
Gordon’s wife has just remarked that she is looking forward to a fulfilling evening of exciting discourse (well that’s almost what he thought he heard).
eddie6192 over 12 years ago
With a little help from a few cocktails.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
My goodness…. I was getting dressed for Ballard St but I fell asleep…. it’s almost 3am and Whimsical Wednesday is over..,
Gotta take off the monkey suit and put on my jammies….
Really too tired to post…. just a couple of quick replies…
Beviek…. funny (luckily!) story about your daughter and the bat…wanted to write some more about skunks etc but too sleepy right now…MUST take time to warn you though….Marg and Susan’s (or Susan and Marg’s ) Super Strength Ultra Brain Bleach is carefully formulated to be compatible with brain tissue, and is for internal use only!It’s less effective on cloth than normal household bleach, and yet is dangerously strong.In quantities needed to bleach a kangaroo costume it would be expensive, and might wipe out all memories and mental images within 200 yards…and might therefore leave Stel and a few dozen other residents wandering Ballard St, unable to remember where they live or parked their cars…
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
And Monkey….thank you for the great job you did on my place!And the kitty…. wow…. she’s never BEEN so clean….… she was quite used to being calico but I keep telling her she still looks very pretty now that she’s all white.
And of course you can use that soap!I was saving it for YOU!There’s lots of it in the hall closet….
StelBel over 12 years ago
…and all Gordon needed to do was bring some hair forward from the back! That made all the difference for him. Had he only thought to do this 10 yrs. ago, who knows what mountains he could have climbed…what challenges he could have met…how many sweet young things he could have seduced…..? But, with a wife like her, giving hair style advice?…all that time wasted!Well, not anymore! Gordon is back!! He’ll be going places now!
Lefty2 over 12 years ago
Gordon has asked and been answered, he points the way, is one enough, is two too many???? Shirley knows and has the lead. Straight though the pane of clarity and into the realm of the two fisted, doubled belted dynamo, ball bustin, heavy haul loading, rough ridin, drink you to the bottom of the bucket, I’ll have another one, Surely Shirley Queen of Ballard Street. No polka dots madness here, no one is waiting for the crystal ball to drop, one eye on the horizon and one eye in the bottle. Must be party time on Ballard Street.
StelBel over 12 years ago
@ x_Tech
Interesting that the receipt was received on my birthday in 2013! Could there be a hidden significance to this??? Trying hard here not to let the paranoia get a grip on me again — extra meds may be indicated…..And , will T.H.E.Neon & Co. be re-doing the sign for the campaign? With a discount for all the trouble?
StelBel over 12 years ago
@ Number Six
Thank you for giving him the standard warning. Shall we assign him a number?
( really laughed . out . loud .)
StelBel over 12 years ago
@ Number Six
Hope you don’t mind, but I relayed your message to Rogue Symmetry at Sherpa.
Linguist over 12 years ago
To Beviek, StelBel and Susan Sunshine:Lovely Ladies, I know that you’all are the prime movers and shakers on Ballard Street and therefore can help me with my housing problem. Since I’m not getting any younger, I am putting my roving days behind me and looking to settle down.The pied-a-tierre I’ve been renting is a bit too small and the galleon is inconvenient -rowing back and forth to it is a pain, literally. I am looking for a modest little home on Ballard Street that I can purchase ( cash money) and settle down to enjoy my golden years.Could you help me find such a place? It would be just me, my parrot, and Zeke the Zydeco loving Zebra ( completely housebroken ). I would greatly appreciate any assistance you can give me. Thank you.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
please check out “The Lost Bear” if you have a free moment or two.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 12 years ago
“Who’s the best looking guy at this party? THIS GUY!”
StelBel over 12 years ago
@ Linguist
These houses are rumored to be coming on the market within the next week or so. No asking prices are available yet. Does anything catch your eye?
StelBel over 12 years ago
( @ Linguist : apparently, the owners of the fourth house are having second thoughts.)