The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 11, 2012

Run, Turkey, RUN!!

In my day, the “Turkey Club” let you save up to afford Christmas dinner

I always get the club sandwich and I don’t know how I get away with it, I’m not even a member!

Do they also have an Onion Union or a Dill Guild?

Turkey nooooooooooooooo!

It would be a triple entendre if he were reaching for a club instead of an axe.

No, silly. A turkey club is something you latch onto a turkey to keep him from going anywhere!

Looks more like a hatchet job.

Is your turkey club kosher??

Give ’em the ax, the ax, the ax…..give ’em the ax!

Don’t ask a turkey any questions – all he’ll sat is don’t axe me.

The first rule of Turkey Club is you don’t talk about Turkey Clubs

At least he didn’t ask about the grinder.

Turkey Club! That’s a KILLER

We shouldn’t even cut the grass

Oh, NOOOOOOOOO.

Subway (in the UK, anyway) smells of herbs as one walks past. I expect it’s a chemical sprayed into the air to attract customers. Doesn’t work, though, as I don’t know anyone who has ever eaten from there.

What a rip-off, the welcome kit doesn’t even come in a kit box.

Mean!!!

He’ll be sliced turkey in no time. I go for the meatball marinara.

=)

freshly Slaughtered every morning.