Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 05, 2012

Yep, sure is…

Re: Frog Blog – And God Created Women ( or how a teenage boy learned French )Also re: that bottle cap – Scary. I’ll never drink pink lemonade again!

Anacin, for neuritis, neuralgia, and headache pain.

It’s a bird. I hate it when a bird does that to me (it’s happened at least twice that I specifically remember; probably more often than that, too). Those are times when I wish I were back in the olden days, carrying and freely using a shotgun loaded with birdshot (of course)….

Gotta get me a basket, then I can get on Frog Blog.

It’s a plain bird.

pointy birds, pointy, pointy.anoint my head,anointy nointy.- Steve Martin

“Birdy, birdy, in the sky, why’d you do that in my eye?I’m a big boy so I don’t cry,but boy I’m glad that cows don’t fly!”

The Blog really is great today—is that Joan Crawford or Madonna circa 1983?

RE: Blog … that creepy police officer and the “lady” on the bike? … there’s a long back story behind that silly smile best left to the imagination of your readers. … but think bored housewife … lonely beat cop … stranded cat in a tree … okay?

It’s a bird … it’s a plane … it’s Beetlebaum!!!!!

Boy, you nailed my wife and I Teresa. We have so many baskets in our house that I have no idea how many. I have one in my office to hold recycling. My wife has two in hers for the same purpose. We have two in one bathroom for garbage and reading material, one in our downstairs bathroom, a library book basket, one to hold glass fishing floats and one in the dining room for more recycling. Plus we have countless one’s not currently in use.

Ms. T you crossed me up. You changed the blog since I saw it a little after 1AM – my earlier comments on Brigitt Bardot.,- but the new postings are brilliant. Imagine waking up to someone looking like Joan Crawford? Very,very frightening.Me I’ll settle for a little FA Pillow talk.

major coincidence. Just yesterday , by random chance, I visited the cabinporn website. I must admit I was lured there by the seductive sounding name. It was sorta like visiting godaddy.com expecting to see Danica Patrick’s naked body.

I loves me some splatstick humor.

I’ve heard of things going to one’s head, but COTTON CANDY?

This one is funny! That bird got my car too.

The blog is great today. I love that stone wall. People’s imagination always amazes me.

I found the playing cards on Emmanuel Jose’s deviantart if anyone wants to see them without the bothersome (and I suspect unauthorized) YouTube format.

Wait, is this a FA with a straightforward, understandable punch line? Is the sky falling? Nah, it was just a bird.

Well……Poop! [oh]

I’ve been hearing about the “old people smell” everywhere in the last few days and Conan O’Brien even talked about it last night, and when I tell people I first read it on Frog Blog they tell me I smell; why is that?

I can’t see pierogies without two things taking place: my mouth waters, and I think of Men in Black.

So are you saying that Frog Applause is the home of scripture pornography? Perhaps you’re referring to Genesis 19:30-38. Thanks a Lot.

Most of your old people with baskets seem to be holding egg baskets. Those bulbous sides keep the eggs from slipping around and breaking. I’ve got one, myself. It helps me keep all my marbles.

“Tongue” must be by one of your regular readers. That is, to put it charitably, squicky.

For what it’s worth, I’ll be on the road for about a month, back on the 4th of July. I may not show up here until then, and I’ll miss the madness.

Horseshoe Bend is a very pretty place.