Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 08, 2012
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Li'l Barack: Woman: Li'l Barack, you're so studious and good! Li'l Barack: Thank you, ma'am! OF LAW INTERNATIONAL LAW Li'l Barack: Oh, pardon me. It's time for my weekly playdate. Woman: Of course, Li'l Barack. Run along. Li'l Barack: Okay, let's do this! Boy: Here are your Al Qaeda cards, sir. Li'l Barack: Alright! A NEW PACK! Who wants the gum? Boy: Ho! Li'l Barack: Killed 'im, killed 'im...need 'im, killed 'im...WAIT! Who's THIS? Li'l Barack: A newly identified Al Qaeda operative. Al Qaeda Abu ALI HABAB Li'l Barack: Gosh! What stats! Al Qaeda ABU ALI HABAB Left Operative Ht: 5' 11" Wt. 160 COMPLETE RECORD YEAR TEAM IEDs THREATS HITS 2009 YEMEN 0 18 17 2010 YEMEN 2 14 20 2011 YEMEN 4 22 36 Computer Kill Code: 4583764 Li'l Barack: Okay, let's GET him! Put him on the screen! All the best trading cards are linked to cool computer games... Boy: Here's the satellite feed -- he's in a car with other unidentified people. Li'l Barack: Let's go for it! Boy: Boom! Li'l Barack: Drone strike got 'im! SCHOOL PRESS Press: But what about the civilians killed? Li'l Barack: WHAT civilians? They were COMBATANTS! Press: Got it! The End
Linguist over 12 years ago
It’s not good to be Number 2 in Al Qaeda. No job security!
Nebulous Premium Member over 12 years ago
Why couldn’t Little Georgie have been so industrious?
Tammycrookshanks over 12 years ago
Good job Li’l Barack! We had over 2000 civilians killed.
nz4m60 over 12 years ago
YEP, BUT WHEN BUSH AND CHENEY DID IT, IT WAS PURE PATRIOTISM NOT TO BE QUESTIONED.
Janet Davis Premium Member over 12 years ago
Um…we’re in a war. Our civilians were attacked and killed. Civilians get killed in wars. I’m not defending Obama….just sayin’…
konchster over 12 years ago
Shock and Awe was so much more efficient just kill all the civilians at once
joegeethree over 12 years ago
The drone attacks are the only thing this administration has done that is positive for this nation.
joe vignone over 12 years ago
Obama, terrorizing the terrorists!
gorbasche2 over 12 years ago
Take it all into perspective, you doinks. Mass bombing in years passed killed THOUSANDS of civilians in order to get ONE target. So a few “innocent” people who SHOULD HAVE KNOWN better to NOT hang around murderous A-holes get blown up. Oh well for them. They should have learned.
pam Miner over 12 years ago
these characters look like Dennis the Menace meets the family circus gang with just a dash of Speed Bump added.
Anarcissie over 12 years ago
‘So it is some grand irony that the guy with the best job in the world gets to kill the guy with the crappiest.’
It’s the way of the world, until you change it.
ultrahumanite48 over 12 years ago
i shed no tears for these scumbags
Hookbrah over 12 years ago
Where were you last week?
walruscarver2000 over 12 years ago
I feel exactly the same sympathy for those killed while associating with terrorist as was expressed by the people of the Middle East for those killed on 9/11.
MiepR over 12 years ago
How popular warfare is this week. And how on earth did you manage to get this frontpaged on Daily Kos?
Linguist over 12 years ago
Ah, discussion, debate, political inanities – all part of the creeping comprehension that we are actually in the 21st century, where wars are fought in cyberspace and by proxy ( read that as an acne-faced 19 year-old handling a joystick in Tampa,Fl. for a drone in Kabul, Afghanistan ).This is only the 1st Inning of a long ball game, folks.
steverinoCT over 12 years ago
Interesting comments. I am uncomfortable with this execution-by-fiat at all, much less the “collateral damage” involved.About the only redeeming facet of this is that Obama has taken the responsibility and placed it squarely on his own shoulders. The buck stops here, indeed.
Terrorists are criminals: they should be arrested, tried, and if convicted locked away. Of course, not so easy to accomplish, but that’s the mindset we should have. Elevating them to some scary boogie-men just furthers their mission.
MiepR over 12 years ago
First rule of holes comes to mind. But really this is all just a fight over minerals and fossil fuel and water. The part about water is only just getting started.