Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 05, 2012

Try “All”.

… he would’ve come back anyway, as soon as found out he can’t get cable there …

Yeah, sure. If you were really serious about getting away from it all, Rat, you would not have chosen for your new hermitage an islet mere feet offshore from the mainland.

land reform

Time and tide waits for no rat. . ..

Face it Rat, the planet can’t put up with your self-centeredness.

Um…. WITHOUT the tide, I wonder how Rat got there in the first place????

lol rat’s an idiot

Too bad. It seemed like such a tidy solution.Since when does Rat have a “good friend”?

This reminds me of Bar Island in Acadia National Park. At low tide you can walk there over a land bridge. But if the tide comes in, you’re stuck there until the next low tide (unless you want to swim for it).

He will leave the island when he sees a naked Richard Hatch

How is the washing powder stupid?

There are ‘private islands’ for sale all over the world, ranging from $300,000 to $75 million.Rat just needed to do more homework – researching suitable locations, investigating legal land ownership laws in the region, becoming comfortable with local cultures and people (Pig), etc.

This is probably off topic, but what happened to that poor little ducky who was abandoned by his family?

Rat must be an Auburn fan. Roll, Tide, roll, at least until the next NCAA investigation.

a pig talking to a rat. normally, one is a meal for the other….

I love Pig. He has a positive attitude and never hits Goat or Zebra over the head with a tennis racket.

Maybe Rat should stay on that island… for ever.

LOL xxx

Rat would have abandoned that island anyway once he realized that all the women are on the mainland. Of course his odds wouldn’t change, but at least he can look at them here.

Always happens when you just want a little ‘alone’ time.

HAhahahaha!

Wait did he just call pig his GOOD FRIEND

No man is an island. He’s a penninsula.(stolen from the Jefferson Airplane)

There are a couple of really great beaches surrounded by cliffs where you can get stranded by the tide. Spent a couple of really great times with different women there…what a surprise, etc. BE Prepared!

Stephan, these are the best…(I like the old ones…)

Rat has other friends besides Pig being his good friend?

It’s total irony, Pig IS the “Pearls” thrown before Swine… and the Real Swine is RAT!

I cannot believe rat called pig a “good friend.” Finally pig got the credit he so sorely deserves. Nicest thing I can ever remember rat saying! Unprecedented?

the waters leavingbrings you two together nowseparate no more