Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 27, 2012
Transcript:
McLuvyah: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today - Rip: Quit the sappy ceremonial junk and get to betrothin', doc! McLuvyah: Gotcha - Rip, do you take this foxy, backstabbing angel as your wife? Rip: I do! McLuvyah: Cobra, do you take this sharp-chinned Jason Bourne wannabe as your husband? Cobra: I do.
Veridian over 12 years ago
COOL! Now let’s get on with the Honeymoon and get RJ a Sibling or Six! HUGPOUNCESZZZ and Here’s hoping they Don’t end Up Like Dick Tracy!
Phatts over 12 years ago
OHMYGOD!
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
Makeover project already… For God’s sake woman, at least give him the wedding night
Phatts over 12 years ago
… don’t they need a witness??
Fly On The Wall over 12 years ago
Da Duh Doint Doint Doint….Another One Bites the dust!!!!!
3hourtour Premium Member over 12 years ago
..good!…
chaosed2 over 12 years ago
You know he lied about being a minister, right? That way we can have a short ’they’re married" arc then when the truth comes out it will be back to square one.
Kydex29 over 12 years ago
BEST … WEDDING … EVER! And @chaosed, if I know these two it’ll be ‘til death do us part’ regardless, though it would send them in hot pursuit of a cleric with something more than an online ordination!
mntim over 12 years ago
It’s a real wedding, except there are no witnesses, guests, trousseau, reception, limo, or minister who isn’t a lyin’ cheatin’ scoundrel. But a real wedding, nevertheless.
mntim over 12 years ago
Oh, they also left out the cash bar.
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
Eat your heart out, Li’l Abner!
alleyoops Premium Member over 12 years ago
Well, I lost Cobra, but at least Aunt Fritzi is still single.
kaystari Premium Member over 12 years ago
maybe its not real, just a run through to see what would happen?
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
I am so thrilled for them that I am almost crying in my hankie!Now I can only hope its legal and that they will renew their vows once they get home and can have all the family there. (R.J., TNT and Trip at least).HugPounceszz to the newlyweds and to all the Haywire Hooligans too!!
ready.here over 12 years ago
That was kind of unexpected despite the lead up to it. It is also kind of nice, very nice.
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
Regardless of Dr. McLuvya’s credentials, I bet they’ll have a fun wedding night anyway! :-) Good luck, you crazy kids!
punchydugan over 12 years ago
I would buy Rip a wedding gift but what do you get for the man who now has everything?
MadYank over 12 years ago
IF they’re 3 miles ouot on a boat, and he’s the Skipper – it’s legal…I think.And I saw it! IF they call it a wedding – it’s a wedding!Right, Dan?Dan?DAN!?!Now where’d he get off to this time…?