Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 29, 2012
June 28, 2012
June 30, 2012
Transcript:
Rip: You duped me into marrying you, Cobra?! Cobra: Rip, honey, I love you. But without the promise of extreme danger, we all know you'd be too afraid to commit! McLuvyah: Some of the best marriages have a strong backbone of deceit, Rip! It's all in my book "lying to love"! Cobra: And just think of how much money we'll save on insurance. Rip: Well, I guess as man and wife we will be able to blow up twice the stuff at half the cost! Ka-twirl! Cobra: That's the romantic guy I fell for.
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
That’s how to have a long and happy marriage, look at the bright side
Fly On The Wall over 12 years ago
Uh Boi !!!!!!
More or Less Premium Member over 12 years ago
best…couple…ever!!!
mntim over 12 years ago
Only bridal registry with C4 on it.
McGehee over 12 years ago
Ka-twirl!
Joseph.B.Prawer over 12 years ago
Do we see it blowing up in someones face?
ready.here over 12 years ago
I am never very enthused about an action hero getting married (read what Raymond Chandler wrote about it), but I can live with this. I like Cobra. She is my type of woman.
alleyoops Premium Member over 12 years ago
Save on insurance? Not after yesterday’s decision.
david.reichert over 12 years ago
I guess this is the end of Rip Haywire. As we know from television, when the lead couple marry, the sexual tension is over and the series is cancelled.
R.I.P. Rip
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
Oh, please; with all the crazy adventure plots and zaniness Rip and Cobra deal with every day, they won’t have time to be bored and complacent! Go watch the THIN MAN movies; did Nick and Nora get complacent and dull after 6 years of movie marriage? Heck, no! Anyway, I agree with Kydex: “Most people who believe marriage ends sexual tension have never been happily married!” I’m confident that Our Man Thompson will see to it that Team Haywire never has a dull moment, even if for some reason they wanted one! :-)
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
HugPounceszz Haywire Hooligans!.Dan, this arc was/is a gem! Thank you Sir!
Phatts over 12 years ago
… is only kind of true that marrying off the main characters ends the show … an alternate theory is that the show already jumped the shark, and marrying them off is a last ditch effort to bring life back into the ratings … that rarely, if ever, works …
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
“Duped into marriage,” he says.As I recall, it was Rip who “went to Jared” for an engagement ring.