Why not just flip a coin to “yes or no” questions or pour hot wax into a tray of water while you’re at it? Doesn’t Monsieur Smokey normally tell her what she wants to hear anyway?
C’mon, M. Smokey! Get your act together! —You’re billed as the “confidant and adviser” who gives “sage advice”! So, which is it; are things going to be okay, or not?
You can’t learn much from a Magic 8 Ball, but you can easily torture yourself with one. Shades of Poe with the Raven, asking questions knowing that the raven would only say “Nevermore”.
Peabody-Martini over 12 years ago
Why not just flip a coin to “yes or no” questions or pour hot wax into a tray of water while you’re at it? Doesn’t Monsieur Smokey normally tell her what she wants to hear anyway?
Buzza Wuzza over 12 years ago
letting “fate” decide is a drag
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
C’mon, M. Smokey! Get your act together! —You’re billed as the “confidant and adviser” who gives “sage advice”! So, which is it; are things going to be okay, or not?
Peabody-Martini over 12 years ago
You can’t learn much from a Magic 8 Ball, but you can easily torture yourself with one. Shades of Poe with the Raven, asking questions knowing that the raven would only say “Nevermore”.