Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for June 22, 2012

Sure it’s bad for asthma and allergies, but everybody needs fresh air.

Maybe he could cheat at a friend’s house?

And send him out with a nice WARM PAIR OF BRITCHES so he won’t get cold while he’s thinking about it!

Dear Dog – he might end up liking it.

Is there a doghouse out there? And an outhouse?

It won’t klll you unless you get stung by bees or eaten by coyotes.

Call Child Protective Services ASAP

Effective immediately? That’s harsh. She should give him 30 minutes of access to let his network know why he will be vanishing. They’ll worry.

I just make my kids chase the coyotes away.

He should get points for being honest about it.

Take away his cell phone too!!