Herman by Jim Unger for July 02, 2012

It’s called a right hook

Lasers!

I remember having my wisdom teeth removed. My insurance would not cover an oral surgeon, and it would not allow a dentist to use gas. Two hours into the procedure I had confessed to killing Kennedy’s, Nazi war crimes, causing cancer, anything I could think of. Ah, the American healthcare system!

Bathroom humor?

" Your temperaments wrong for the priesthoodAnd teaching would suit you still lessSon be a dentist, you’ll be a successYou’ll be a dentist( Be a dentist )You have a talent of causing things pain( Pain )Son be a dentist( Son be a dentist )People will pay you to be inhumane( Humane ) …"

Ah seize the root of teh problem…!!!

I’m on an antideppresant so I’m calm, cool, and collected when I see the dentist.

My dentist kindly gives me freezing on a Q-tip before giving me the needles.

when i had my wisdom teeth removed, i was, and still am, known as " Dumbas%

Pull it out yer you know what, Doc!!!!!

I once had 5 teeth pulled and was put out cold. I found out later they closed that office because too many people died in there.

I bit a dentist when I was 9; we got a new dentist