Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 22, 2012

the yoke’s on him

Whatever you do, don’t open the one labeled bride!

Think of all the sasparilly you could put in there, Rory.

Same reason why I don’t order shoes off the internet.

I’ve seen those. Some guy has a hat with two beers attached, and drinks from a straw. Great idea..

If you like that fine product, I’ve got a nice solar-powered clothes dryer that I can sell you. Only $19.95, plus S/H. But wait, there’s more!…