Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 15, 2012

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Prologue - Louis: Tater-tots Friday, dudes. Boy: ...So I'll get there around 5:30... Louis: What's going on? Boy #2: We're seeing Men in Black 3 tonight. Louis: Oh. Boy: Anyway, that's cool. We're not picking up my sister at Carrie's until 6:00... The PASSIVE AGGRESSOR This Issue: The Power of The CITADEL of SOLITUDE! The Passive Aggressor possesses many powerful weapons to fight the forces of injustice! But none is more feared than a strategic encampment in the CITADEL OF SOLITUDE! KNOCK KNOCK Mother: Louis? It is with his very presence within these mighty walls that the Passive Aggressor metes out horrible retribution to an unfair and unjust world! Mother: Louis, if you don't have plans, we could go to the Gordons'... Louis: I'm doing homework, Mom! Mother: On a Friday night? Louis: You always WANT me to do homework, right?!! From here, all tremble before his mostly concealed fury! BEEP Phone: Dude. R u ok? We didnt ask you bc u said MIB3 looked lame. remember?? Does he take injustice lying down? That IS THE WAY...of the Passive Aggressor!