Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for July 17, 2012

or the handy foil packet

He looks a bit pasty to me.

I was definitely thinking ketchup packets, that way he can be shared with everyone. Mmmm… ketchup.

Well, then there’s always the option of composting.

Or on a politicians face…….

If he’s Italian they offer the sauce or paste pkg. If Mexican, the salsa pkg. Californian the sundried pkg…

Or they can make him into a paste or a jam.

Yeah, but then you look like crap! Too wrinkled!

Go for Tomato soup, add a grilled cheese sandwich and you got it made.