Woman: I want everlasting life.
Man: Tae these two tickets to "Bob Saget sings the broadway standards."
Woman: ?
Man: It won't technically make you live forever, but it will sure feel like it.
Oh, NOW it does! Any road, I was saying that this is the old theory Dunbar had in “Catch 22”. He liked people he hated, since being around them made the time go really slow and made life seem longer. (Yossarian: “But if you won’t like a long life, why have it?” Dunbar: “What else is there?”)
V-Beast over 12 years ago
You’ll be requesting “The sweet release of death”.
jreckard over 12 years ago
No! No! Take the blue pill!
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
It sounds like everlasting agony to me.
Mongo over 12 years ago
Looks like “Two tickets to Paradise” to me.
ajn90280 Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’d go. If his standup act is any indication, then Bob Saget’s renditions of the Broadway Standards would probably be unspeakably filthy.
J Short over 12 years ago
I guess you go to two shows in a row; a double dose of hell.
Godfreydaniel over 12 years ago
Dang, wouldn’t take my comment?
Godfreydaniel over 12 years ago
Oh, NOW it does! Any road, I was saying that this is the old theory Dunbar had in “Catch 22”. He liked people he hated, since being around them made the time go really slow and made life seem longer. (Yossarian: “But if you won’t like a long life, why have it?” Dunbar: “What else is there?”)
imbaldeagle over 12 years ago
And it may well be…
K M over 12 years ago
Only if you don’t get things right before you leave this life.