Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 17, 2012

I’ve never heard about this comic before. Sounds terrific!

A variation on “you can have it all”, which is also untrue.

Phoebe’s point is made!

At least she’s not like my granddaughter, who wants one of everything and three of everything else. =)

you have a unicorn for a friend.i cant top that…

This is hilarious! I don’t know how she comes up with this sarcasm!

She could be anything or anyone.

Forgot to close a quote sign there next to “Cookie Monster”.

Subtle, Marigold, subtle. ;-)

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Yes! I can see the spirit of the original Girl here!

The weirdest thing I ever wanted to be when I grew up was a lobster. I’m thinking of making a cartoon in which a kid states that wish and goes on to wear a lobster suit to advertise a seafood restaurant, boredly.

one of the first white lies we are told.

I saw an AFV where a kid said when he grew up he wanted to be a vampire bat.

Just for the heck of it, check out today’s “Mutts” comic:http://www.muttscomics.com.

she would want to be a teapot?!

Crab Nebula — way to think BIG, Phoebe!

John Quincy Adams? X)

Clearly, this “Dana Simpson” is just ripping off comic great D.C. Simpson. Observe: http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/05/02/ozy-and-millie-904/

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This seems oddly familiar…wait, didn’t she already use this joke here http://ozyandmillie.org/2002/05/02/ozy-and-millie-904/ though the classics never get old