Scary Gary by Mark Buford for June 29, 2012

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    Sisyphos  over 12 years ago

    —Which goes to demon-strate (heh heh) the old adage about the cure being worse than the disease….

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    pcolli  over 12 years ago

    So much for the lasting effects of Excercise Water.

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    That Leopold, what a cut-up.

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    fishbulb239  over 12 years ago

    OK, I have a technical question. Vampires cannot be killed except by a few select methods, such as a wooden stake through the heart. One would think that decapitation would be on the list of effective ways to kill a vampire, but if it’s not, how does the vampire survive such a malady? Does he reattach the head to the body? Grow a new head? Grow a new body? If he can grow both a new head and a new body, do you wind up with two vampires? (Having two Garys for a while could be a fun little story line.)

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    Chewiek9  over 12 years ago

    Maybe it won’t kill Gary, but it would probably hurt like hell.

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    pam Miner  over 12 years ago

    I miss Lab Rat! Give us more stories with Lab Rat! please?

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    Miserichord  over 12 years ago

    Decapitate, stuff the mouth with consecrated hosts, sew lips shut, bury at midnight in the middle of a crossroads with the head placed face down between the legs.

    If you’re going to do something, do it properly!

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