Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 26, 2012

Don’t you just love an HR Dept. with a heart ?

@beviek: Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy !

Ahl bee hayve Mrs Bev..!!! Make ya prowd…!!!Have lotta fun..!! Me an Stel an Suzi an X an mah gnu buddy -Lintdisk LinkTest ar gonna be fyne…!!!

Wow…. puff puff…. did I get here too late?Beviek!Did I miss you? (gasp)

Have a great trip…. and I’ll (phew…) talk to you when you get back….. Whew… I’m too old to go running after trains….

Hmmm…. wonder whether Larry’s the one who’s been spraying mustaches on the Monkey’s posters.He seems like the type.We need to keep an eye on him…He always thinks he can do anything he wants.I mean, Remember this? Meanwhile/// good mornin’ everybody!What a day Monday was…Fell asleep when the Monday comics came out….Went to bed instead of posting…. and woke up to no water in my neighborhood.

When it came back on, my toilet wouldn’t flush… fixed it….came in to relax and use the computer…. had no internet….back and forth with a tech from my ISP…. then the toilet broke again…

Now I know I need a part, but all the stores are closed…So I grabbed the next bus for Ballard Street.Gonna throw my stuff i the salon and then…. hey is the Tiki open, Monkey?I probably should have coffee instead….but I need to get some sleep first.

Let’s see, the toilet and the internet both don’t work? Gotta be a one liner in there someplace, susan…

American Graffiti

The non-hit from the unknown group The Disassociation – Along Comes Larry.

Larry does not look pleased as he reads what’s on his door. Bill has tried to take over before……

Good morning, everyone! Like SS , I’m late (even later than SS ) getting here, so too late to wish beviek a nice time…., but, I will anyway! (I just hope the trip is to a larger lake than Carl’s Lake!)It’s a busy morning, so I’ll be back this afternoon! (I’ll stop by the TIKI Bar to see if you all are still there!)

Larry & Ass. jest now got the registered letter informin’ them that thay werent chosen to reprezent teh “Munkey Politikal Akshun Commidy”….. they’re takin’ it purty hard…Mrs. Bev…. eyed keep an eye on’em… eye don’t trust’em much… thay seemed kinda shady and koud strart slingin’ mud an’ other stuff…

Hope you close soon. Trust Stel. She did a great job for me. I’m completely moved in, just not totally unpacked. All those sea chests.

Ern …A former employee of Smit …the house owner has blown the whistle to the IRS, so the owner has to liquidate his assets to deposit down in the Cay …ummm, to pay possible court costs or penalties. The bottom line is the house is for sale, the quicker, the better! Make any offer, and you’re almost guaranteed to have it accepted! Don’t take too long!

thats ok… look hoo thay just kicked outta here…!!!!

That settles it..I’m taking more pens and post-its

home from work.

@ Future Sheriff Monkeyblues

Oh, no! That’s not the evening shift, is it?

@boldyuma

Go for it! You have to look out for #1 in this day and age! And, I hear that pens and post-its are hot in the Office Supply Black Market!

@FSMonkeyblues

Indeed! She’s a little vixen. You know, she’s banned from SCHAABS. ( and I don’t think I need to tell you why… )

@FSM

Who’s going on patrol tonite? With 2 shifts out of commission…The only ones left are BatPug, Lt. Horatio Canine, and the Ballard Well and Resevoir Crew. And, they’ve all been pulling doubles the last few days as it is.

@FSM

You have to look out for Marilyn, too…

Ahl take Mah tern in the bucket… glad to do Mah dooty… (BTW… ah here that Mareland is a natchural blond too…!! um, not that it wood matter ta me anyhow..)

“(BTW… ah here that Mareland is a natchural blond too…!! um, not that it wood matter ta me anyhow..

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I’m sure………….

Hey… nuthin’ happened… um, I wuz… ya see she wuz.. well…. she wuz a little lonely… an uh… she needed some munkey councilin’ ta git over a one nite stand with some feller named “Johnny K”…. sum looser ah s’pose… but uh.. ah don’t member no pikshurs… an she wuz ’lerjik to ’naners…. (sigh*)

(she shure dint age real well… jess sayin’)

Re; Today’s stripO.K. I promised myself I’d never make a political comment on this strip for fear of attracting trolls. But when I saw this, almost 24 hrs. ago, my first reaction was to comment: Bain Capitol !Sorry Guys, but I really couldn’t resist.

A classic routine, lovely adapted here:

https://cleoandcompany.net/june-26-2022/

Where is everybody today? Hi Tigressy!

Good afternoon Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.