Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 29, 2012
Transcript:
Poncho: You're thinking about getting into your garbage, aren't you? Dog: Yeah… Poncho: I want to get into my garbage, too. But we'll get busted for it. Dog: I know. Poncho: But I know how we can get away with it. Did you ever see that movie "strangers on a train"? Dog: No. Poncho: What we do is, we swap garbages! Dog: Swap garbages? Poncho: Each fellow eats the other fellow's garbage. That way there's nothing to connect them. It's so simple! Dog: You think it'll work? Poncho: Are you kidding? It's foolproof! It'll be a prefect crime! Poncho: Ohhh, I get it now… it's cause we still had the same motive… Dog: Why do I listen to you?
Templo S.U.D. over 12 years ago
Plan B: just stay away from the garbage.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 12 years ago
Criss, cross. Still busted. At least no runaway merry-go-round to deal with here.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
They criss-crossed their way right into the dog house.
cleokaya over 12 years ago
Well at least they had a few minutes of gustatory delight.
ninetoes over 12 years ago
the fact that they’re right next door to each other didn’t help.
MysteryCat over 12 years ago
Good one.
JP Steve Premium Member over 12 years ago
You might check the definition of “strangers” too, Poncho!