Pickles by Brian Crane for July 01, 2012

My one cat has about three of them a week.

There once was a cat from Nantucket….

As I am owned by a cat, I can say a hairball is a lot more disgusting than that.

It’s not the hairballs I mind, it’s their pride in adding to the carpet that bugs me.

Cats are vile, disgusting creatures.

We have a cat daughter brought home ages ago. House we now has a wooden type floor. When the cat going through cat stuff we aim towards the wood esier to clean up. He still does on carpet not happy to us.

We have 4 cats in our household. I am usually the first person up each morning. Even though it is light out, I always turn on the lights as I go thru the house because there are always many cat surprises to be found.

That hairball should convince Opal to chose a different subject for her poem.

Wait! Earl is quoting Frost? I never woulda thunk it!

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie… Andrew Dice Clay.

Dogs are genetically programmed to show affection to the creature they think are their pack leaders. They are genetic suck ups whose greatest goal in life is to find something disgusting to roll in.Cats are solitary creatures by nature, and ounce for ounce are much smarter than dogs. They appreciate humans just because they like them, not because nature programmed them to do it. When a cat gets in your lap, turns his purr box on, and closes his eyes to slits, then you KNOW you’ve been loved just for being you. The occasional hairball or dead mouse liver on the doorstep is a small price to pay.

There we are, Opal.

Poor Kitty!

xxx

I like your poem. It exactly describes my cat.Muffin just provided fodder for Opal’s poem.

LOL!

You cat haters must not have had or even tried to get to know, the right cat. Mine have all been a treasure, and full of affection and are quite smart. Same with my wonderful dogs! And only one has left me hairball surprises.