Pickles by Brian Crane for July 04, 2012

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    The Nihilist  over 12 years ago

    Copy that — Houston

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    hsawlrae  over 12 years ago

    When I was a kid we would at the right moment sneak up behind an outhouse and set off a few lady fingers. Most interesting reactions.

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    Llewellenbruce  over 12 years ago

    You better obey her Earl. You’re still not tooold to spank.

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    I tell my grandson that all the time. Happy Independence Day, everyone.

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    Ellen Gwynne  over 12 years ago

    Hope grandpa can sew your fingers back on or give you new eyesight.

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    thirdguy  over 12 years ago

    Opal knows how to make sure that no one is having any fun!

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    sharklungs  over 12 years ago

    I once tried an M-80 in a gopher hole; it was a Caddyshackmoment.

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Opal’s idea of fun is nagging Earl to death.

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    flyertom  over 12 years ago

    My wife takes our youngest grandson to the Farmer’s Market.I take him shooting (.22s)Me = 1, Her = 0

    She shows him how to make a wreath.I show him how to fly a R/C airplane.Me = 2, Her = 0

    She feeds us.Me = 2, Her = 100

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    Phosphoros  over 12 years ago

    My grandpa on my mom’s side was no fun at all. He was a bear (or equivalent to me as a little kid). And my dad’s dad died when I was nine months old. So I never got to experience fun grand-dads. But I can see where this would be often true.

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    pathfinder  over 12 years ago

    As with anything else, education is the answer. My dad taught us how to shoot and then how to care for the guns afterward. He also taught us not to point them at anything we didn’t intend to kill, ‘cause what comes out that end WILL kill.My mom taught us about fireworks … how to set them, how to light them off, and to be somewhere ELSE when they explode.The opportunities are endless .. we could be teaching the next generation all sorts of useful things.Examples? Sure … Try getting argumentation and debate on the required list in schools — starting in grade two.Teach critical thinking skills at all levels.SEX EDUCATION — lower the incidence of children having children.I’m soon to turn 70, I handle power tools, heavy machinery, cars, trucks, firearms, fireworks, chainsaws and all sorts of other ‘dangerous’ stuff. I still have all my body parts. What made the difference is EDUCATION!

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    otahans  over 12 years ago

    Amen Pathfinder!

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    jtviper7  over 12 years ago

    It’s the old Mars and Venus thing…

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    sleeepy2  over 12 years ago

    On construction sites where we used dry ice, a common lunchtime trick was to half-fill a plastic soda bottle with water, drop in some dry ice, screw on the top, and put it behind someones chair, and get away. A minute later, BOOOOMMM!

    Good times.

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    Lbyers135  over 12 years ago

    Grandpas Rule, Grandmas Drool!

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    thhhhepad  over 12 years ago

    PICKLES IS JUST THE BEST! KEEP UP THE WONDERFUL STORIES.

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    Number Three  over 12 years ago

    LOL LOL. Poor Opal.

    xxx

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    I'll fly away  over 12 years ago

    My older brother and his buddies would make canons out of tin cans and set off firecrackers and M-80’s. Loud and fun. Love fireworks and would do this with my grandchildren but they moved to another state. Took my daughter crayfish hunting (catch & release), fishing and ice skating on local ponds. Hope she’ll do with her children.

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    underwriter  over 12 years ago

    Opal, like me, has probably heard so many stupid things that she needs to refer to the top ten list rather than the stupidest thing. Like the case of the man who was well and truly killed by a drunk driver, and the state is making his mother pay the costs of cleaning his blood off the street.

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I love ya’ Earl, but to be honest, I can see Ma Middleton, Lola or Lil being a heck of a lot more fun Grandma’s in comparison to you!

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Disney’s Celebrate America — A 4th of July Concert in the Sky 2011

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    kab2rb  over 12 years ago

    My mom told us when she grew up her mom was very mean to her threatening her, she was not allowed to cook, older sister was adored. My mom has a low self image of herself. When her mom lay dieing she did not want my mom there, only the youngest son. Her brother, gone for five years, bullied her. Her dad treated her like a queen she has stayed a daddy’s girl at 87.

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    scottsafriendofgod  over 1 year ago

    Definitely more fun than this grandma.

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