My grandpa on my mom’s side was no fun at all. He was a bear (or equivalent to me as a little kid). And my dad’s dad died when I was nine months old. So I never got to experience fun grand-dads. But I can see where this would be often true.
As with anything else, education is the answer. My dad taught us how to shoot and then how to care for the guns afterward. He also taught us not to point them at anything we didn’t intend to kill, ‘cause what comes out that end WILL kill.My mom taught us about fireworks … how to set them, how to light them off, and to be somewhere ELSE when they explode.The opportunities are endless .. we could be teaching the next generation all sorts of useful things.Examples? Sure … Try getting argumentation and debate on the required list in schools — starting in grade two.Teach critical thinking skills at all levels.SEX EDUCATION — lower the incidence of children having children.I’m soon to turn 70, I handle power tools, heavy machinery, cars, trucks, firearms, fireworks, chainsaws and all sorts of other ‘dangerous’ stuff. I still have all my body parts. What made the difference is EDUCATION!
On construction sites where we used dry ice, a common lunchtime trick was to half-fill a plastic soda bottle with water, drop in some dry ice, screw on the top, and put it behind someones chair, and get away. A minute later, BOOOOMMM!
My older brother and his buddies would make canons out of tin cans and set off firecrackers and M-80’s. Loud and fun. Love fireworks and would do this with my grandchildren but they moved to another state. Took my daughter crayfish hunting (catch & release), fishing and ice skating on local ponds. Hope she’ll do with her children.
Opal, like me, has probably heard so many stupid things that she needs to refer to the top ten list rather than the stupidest thing. Like the case of the man who was well and truly killed by a drunk driver, and the state is making his mother pay the costs of cleaning his blood off the street.
My mom told us when she grew up her mom was very mean to her threatening her, she was not allowed to cook, older sister was adored. My mom has a low self image of herself. When her mom lay dieing she did not want my mom there, only the youngest son. Her brother, gone for five years, bullied her. Her dad treated her like a queen she has stayed a daddy’s girl at 87.
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
Copy that — Houston
hsawlrae over 12 years ago
When I was a kid we would at the right moment sneak up behind an outhouse and set off a few lady fingers. Most interesting reactions.
Llewellenbruce over 12 years ago
You better obey her Earl. You’re still not tooold to spank.
Linguist over 12 years ago
I tell my grandson that all the time. Happy Independence Day, everyone.
Ellen Gwynne over 12 years ago
Hope grandpa can sew your fingers back on or give you new eyesight.
thirdguy over 12 years ago
Opal knows how to make sure that no one is having any fun!
sharklungs over 12 years ago
I once tried an M-80 in a gopher hole; it was a Caddyshackmoment.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Opal’s idea of fun is nagging Earl to death.
flyertom over 12 years ago
My wife takes our youngest grandson to the Farmer’s Market.I take him shooting (.22s)Me = 1, Her = 0
She shows him how to make a wreath.I show him how to fly a R/C airplane.Me = 2, Her = 0
She feeds us.Me = 2, Her = 100
Phosphoros over 12 years ago
My grandpa on my mom’s side was no fun at all. He was a bear (or equivalent to me as a little kid). And my dad’s dad died when I was nine months old. So I never got to experience fun grand-dads. But I can see where this would be often true.
pathfinder over 12 years ago
As with anything else, education is the answer. My dad taught us how to shoot and then how to care for the guns afterward. He also taught us not to point them at anything we didn’t intend to kill, ‘cause what comes out that end WILL kill.My mom taught us about fireworks … how to set them, how to light them off, and to be somewhere ELSE when they explode.The opportunities are endless .. we could be teaching the next generation all sorts of useful things.Examples? Sure … Try getting argumentation and debate on the required list in schools — starting in grade two.Teach critical thinking skills at all levels.SEX EDUCATION — lower the incidence of children having children.I’m soon to turn 70, I handle power tools, heavy machinery, cars, trucks, firearms, fireworks, chainsaws and all sorts of other ‘dangerous’ stuff. I still have all my body parts. What made the difference is EDUCATION!
otahans over 12 years ago
Amen Pathfinder!
jtviper7 over 12 years ago
It’s the old Mars and Venus thing…
sleeepy2 over 12 years ago
On construction sites where we used dry ice, a common lunchtime trick was to half-fill a plastic soda bottle with water, drop in some dry ice, screw on the top, and put it behind someones chair, and get away. A minute later, BOOOOMMM!
Good times.
Lbyers135 over 12 years ago
Grandpas Rule, Grandmas Drool!
thhhhepad over 12 years ago
PICKLES IS JUST THE BEST! KEEP UP THE WONDERFUL STORIES.
Number Three over 12 years ago
LOL LOL. Poor Opal.
xxx
I'll fly away over 12 years ago
My older brother and his buddies would make canons out of tin cans and set off firecrackers and M-80’s. Loud and fun. Love fireworks and would do this with my grandchildren but they moved to another state. Took my daughter crayfish hunting (catch & release), fishing and ice skating on local ponds. Hope she’ll do with her children.
underwriter over 12 years ago
Opal, like me, has probably heard so many stupid things that she needs to refer to the top ten list rather than the stupidest thing. Like the case of the man who was well and truly killed by a drunk driver, and the state is making his mother pay the costs of cleaning his blood off the street.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
I love ya’ Earl, but to be honest, I can see Ma Middleton, Lola or Lil being a heck of a lot more fun Grandma’s in comparison to you!
mabrndt Premium Member over 12 years ago
Disney’s Celebrate America — A 4th of July Concert in the Sky 2011
kab2rb over 12 years ago
My mom told us when she grew up her mom was very mean to her threatening her, she was not allowed to cook, older sister was adored. My mom has a low self image of herself. When her mom lay dieing she did not want my mom there, only the youngest son. Her brother, gone for five years, bullied her. Her dad treated her like a queen she has stayed a daddy’s girl at 87.
scottsafriendofgod over 1 year ago
Definitely more fun than this grandma.