Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 05, 2012

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    Llewellenbruce  over 12 years ago

    Funeral directors hate the cremation word. Theymake a lot less money.

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    pouncingtiger  over 12 years ago

    Well, ma’am. We can burn him, bury him, throw him in the river or we could eat him. (derived from a Monty Python skit)

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    Hillbillyman  over 12 years ago

    They are a service in Maine that only does cremation; no services or bells and whistles. Just burn put in urn.

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    thirdguy  over 12 years ago

    Doesn’t this seem just a bit more mean than funny?

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    thirdguy  over 12 years ago

    Girls, send those comments to Wiliam Pursell!

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    King_Shark  over 12 years ago

    Did she go off to buy a nice sharp knife from Savage Chickens?

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    finkd  over 12 years ago

    And she’ll pay for it with Johnny’s cash.

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    LingeeWhiz  over 12 years ago

    It won’t take much to cremate him. He’s been emasculated already!

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    Over a LONG time of learning martial arts early on I had a teacher who taught…very thoroughly…those extra little places to hit women. I was shocked, shocked, I tell you. There was a little situation a few years later where I was glad to have had those instructions.

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    tuslog64  over 12 years ago

    Total agreement – if it hurts it hurts and it’s not funny.

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