Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 25, 2012

ahhh… brings back fond memories of my dad… come to think of it mom too.

Guard Duck will take good care of you, little one. Snerk!!

Oh Guard Duck..I don’t think Twinkies and Beer are exactly healthy for a baby bird…

I’m actually allergic to suger myself (no joke)

Benjamin Scott, aren’t there sugar free Twinkies? Come on, if we can put a man on the moon….

I love the smell of beer and Twinkies™ in the morning!

Pvt. Duckling WILL grow into a real duck’s duck under the tutelage of Li’l Guard Duck! Twinkies and beer: real rations for real ducks!

“And smoke ’em if ya got ’em, kid.”

So sweet. ( sniffle )

Guard Ducks’ a Junk Food Junky?

Not as militarily dedicated I see. Twinkies instead of MREs?Guess his time in Tibet changed Guard Duck a little

make LGD’s gf come back to see him with a kid..

The New Pearls Diet

Twinkies and beer….they contain most of the food groups, right?

this has nothing to do with the strip , but in the 2nd ghost rider movie there is a guy whose touch makes everything decay, the only thing that doesnt crumble from his touch is ………you guessed it. a Twinkie!!!!!!

“Oh, and for your education, here’s a Playboy…”

1. Chocolate2. Cola 3. Fried chicken4. Fries The four ESSENTIAL food groups

From the website what to feed ducks:“Feeding ducks bread, chips, crackers, popcorn and similar bread-type products is bad because the food has little nutritional value and can harm ducklings’ growth, pollute waterways and attract rodents.”Sounds like beer is ok.

at least non-chinese man…;l

It is this ducks army, soldier.

The Twinkie should be deep fried.

Rat’s four food groups—sugar, salt, grease and beer, not necessarily in that order.

ducks unlimited

Duck…

Wonder what guard duck is smoking?

@Varnes: Sugar-free Twinkies! How dare you speak of such sacrilege! I am diabetic and can’t now dare to even smell Twinkies; yet I cringe at the thought of that invulnerable food being reduced to a sugar free shell of its former toxic sugar glory!

So, do you still attend any SDA churches or suchanymore? Yeah, I remember the thing about refinedsugar and such during health seminars at our church.

I feel like singing “Cheeseburger in Paradise,” for some reason.

BUUUURP!

I remember the food groups: sugar, starch, fat, grease and alcohol.

C Rats the real choice of a military man or in this case duck

Many points…1. New calorie free sugar called Sucralous: Chlorinated Sugar is what it is… Chlorine + Sugar? Dangers yet to be discovered.2. “We-Are-Fa-mily, all my little duckies an’ me…”3. I actually favored the turkey and dressing MRE’s over the frankfurter pack.4. I was an SDA through my 20’s, early 30’s… the diet did clean up the body, but it was also expensive, was told to nit-pick ingredients (and other cultural impurities), and talk about denying oneself of other pleasures… Now, that’s what I call being in bondage of a following.

And speaking of following…Surpised not to see the following Pun:5. Good to see that Pearls has their… DUCKS IN A ROW!!!

Assuming you have the right enzymes. Lactose is a common problem but there are people who lack the ability to break down fructose, sucrose and even dextrose.

Send the duckling over to U.S. Acres…he can learn how to eat worms.

MRE’s Officially, Meals Ready to Eat. Otherwise, universally known as Meals Rejected by Ethiopians.

Lucky child.