In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for July 12, 2012

The longer line forms to the right.

Junior knows where Daddy belongs.

at games, I have to admit, I am one of the loudmouths…. but I consider it cheering.

I always get those two lines confused.

Players locker room to the right…

Welcome to Yankee Stadium!

Good strategy, but where would a family of loudmouths, jerks, idiots and imbeciles go and not feel like they are being judged by their speech or actions?…Anywhere, that’s why they are a family of loudmouths, jerks, idiots and imbeciles.

Come on Dad, your never too young to get em started….

Look left before crossing.

…Cleveland Browns fans…

instant a-hole, just add alcohol.

I was lucky to be a logistics mgr for 15yrs and 2 of our carriers had skyboxes