Close to Home by John McPherson for July 11, 2012

that seems like a good idea to me… maybe one called ’57 Chevy, or Lamborghini, that last one would be a popular aftershave that men would think the women would like.

Hoppe’s No. 9 would be good, too.

My man would get turned on by a Ford F250!

Reminds me of a saying from a TV sitcom, “Smell you later”. Anyone remember the name of the show?

i don’t remember the name of the sitcom with the saying….“smell you later” ..but..i bet it stunk……

It looks like she spent way too much time in the tanning booth! I guess that perfume goes well with her leathery skin. :-)

rub some pepperoni pizza in her pits and hang chocolate chip cookies from her ears.

A “cutie” like this doesn’t need a new car smell.

We love the smell of toxic plastics fuming and infecting our lungs.

Fresh Prince is right, used in theme song for opening credits. Agree on rap too, Hip-Hop isn’t really my thing.

Shannon’s name should have been Polly Vinyl…