Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 13, 2012

So at a “pro forma” hearing, he tells the judge “you’re in great shape?”

And if he gives you “quid pro quo” you get a pound for every … um… quote?

Say, Prof… did I miss the subtle part or something?

and Six…. I’d swear you were spinning a little while ago… or was it me?Wasn’t he spinning, Otto?

Shape up kid, we can do this ‘with or without you’.

Since about 1985 he still hasn’t found what he is looking for.

It was a case involving a Sting operation against Madonna’s new boyfriend Prince. (He had evidently been a Baddaddy,) He told the boy not to Rush and do anything INXS. The boy thought he smelled a Ratt and decided to call the Police. They sent the Cream of the crop to investigate. It took a while for them to get there; they were way out in the Styx.

Well one of you didn’t get it. LOL LOL

The B 52s case drove the kid to drink and he was called on the carpet, bombed.

Odd that nobody thought to share a thought about being ANTI-BONO.

I always found it odd that ancient Greek playwright Sophocles was Antigone, whereas I personally was always Pro-tigone……….

Ug… That has got to be the worst pun I’ve heard all day!

By George, John and Paul really liked their Ringo!

:D

OK, so my wife and I often have synchronous events happen in our lives but this is just spooky! Just a few days ago, I thought of a punny while taking a shower. When I got out of the shower, I asked her, “What do you call an attorney who really likes U2?” Of course, the answer was “Pro Bono”! I should have copyrighted my joke so I could have my attorney file a suit against Guy & Rodd & Dan – pro bono, of course.

But U2 doesn’t do Pro Bono